"We Could Have Named The Song After A Part Of The Chorus But Fuck That" by Panic! at the Disco
in english class today my teacher asked “what is the definition of poetry” and he called on me and i said “anything type of writing that is not prose” and he got very angry because his lesson plan was to have a twenty minute discussion about the definition of poetry and then tell the class the definition was any writing that wasnt prose and apparently i ruined his lesson so he took my talking privileges away
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
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I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE
and even though I have an obvious bias for dean teaching little kids, the thought of him teaching teenagers makes me really emotional too??
like, obviously half his students would have crushes on him, but he’s also just known as a really amazing teacher, he opens things up for real discussions, he doesn’t shut student’s opinions down (BIG DEAL FOR TEENAGERS YEAH??), and to everyone’s delight, he says shit and ass (with the promise that they don’t share that with their parents)
and his class is awesome but not exactly EASY and he really pushes his students to give their best. and when a student isn’t doing their best, or when they’ve suddenly started skipping class or not turning in their assignments, he talks to them, asks if there’s anything he can do to help, and half the time it becomes a mini therapy session as the students tell him about their parents getting a divorce or their dog being sick or their first heartbreak
and during his lunch hour, he stays in his classroom and has an open door policy, and students always end up congregating in his room, whether they have friends to eat with or not, and he plays classic rock and laughs when they call him old man
and he 100% does unsanctioned pizza parties out of his own pocket at the end of each semester
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
chris, chris and chris
Marvel started a project 40 years ago to start growing their characters in labs. And because of a bookkeeping error, they named them all Chris.